I knew I was in a Toronto heatwave when K-Os sprayed me with a water gun yesterday. I am waiting for Julie to wake up. I live in an attic. I am tired of complaining about my life and complaining about complaining about my life. I want to find new creative outlets rather than just shopping at Value Village. I am reading three books: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Ishmael, and Oryx and Crake. I got dumped in an email two weeks ago but only read it one week ago. I am not doing so hawt.

I just sneezed 8 times in a row. I am going to a harvest party tomorrow to try and get with a farmer who shares my brother's name. I am proud of the choices I made in the back of the gallery. I am good at taboo. I want to be more firm in my reactions to people and situations I do not like. I miss Vanja. I love Mondo.

I ran 16 blocks in the rain to work this morning. I flashed a cyclist on the bike path last night. I want to let my freak flag fly. I made a bouquet of dead wild flowers yesterday. I helped my friends Cynthia and Taylor win a fight with a bouncer at Chez Serge. I am liking my new vitamins. I want to take more chances with my style. I want to go to Vermont with my friend Julie for Thanksgiving. I can't help constantly looking at dogs up for adoption online. I watched live sex acts at Cinema L'Amour. I want to be a farmer's lover. I wish I was a renegade.

I burned sage in my room because I've been seeing spirits more often lately. My brother made a picture of us at Picnic Electronique his profile picture. I realized I have even less friends in Montreal than I thought. I bought $60 worth of vitamins today, one of which is called "OMEGA 3 Joy." I practiced bouncing with my friends Julie and Cynthia last night. I heard my friend Jess went to Hilary Duff's wedding. I can't wait to be a real MILF.

I love watching actors playing "high." I wore Adina's aunt's shorts last night. I am TGIS-ing right now. My apartment is having a WHO DAT MILF?! party tonight. I have to fix a flat tire this weekend. I am sleepy. I miss Facebook's graffiti. I love Cyanide and Happiness.

I am proud of my friends Cynthia and Giséle for quitting smoking. I think I have a ghost in my new spice rack. I want to go to two friend's art shows tonight. I also want to get gussied up and hit on young guns all weekend. I asked Judy Chicago if she had ever met Martha Stewart last night. I found a fantastic new sandwich place for lunch. I fertilized my plants this morning. I am reading a Love and Rockets graphic novel. I covet the lives of women who work with monkeys.

I have my period. I am going to listen to Judy Chicago speak tonight with my best friend April. I am currently wearing a full Urban Outfitters outfit by accident. My boss is in New York and I am watching 30 Rock. There was a spider in my shower this morning. I ate Indian food last night. I also bought plants at Home Depot (one is a replacement for my friend Adi because I killed hers). One is called "Moses' Coat." I woke up to the sound of my shells spilling on the floor. I ate breakfast alone because no one was awake yet. I think I love Dancing with the Stars. I am sending my family some photos as thank yous for graduation money.

I was going to get a 7-month old puppy recently for free but it was just the wrong time in my life, living-situation wise. I miss my friends in Vancouver and going to their cabins. My nana told me to get my butt in gear and go play volleyball at the YMCA. I fixed my friend's necklace for her and she gave me a massage. I fell really hard on my tailbone playing lane soccer. I made yam casserole for dinner with my friend Julie.

I am checking into all my options but I think I may test this out. I told my friends at a vegetarian restaurant that the most embarrassing thing I ever stole was a pregnancy test. I usually have crushes on most boys.

My bike broke down and so I've taken to riding a bixi around. I wrote a missed connection for a guy who talked to me at a stoplight. My friend Adi calls me bixi now.