I am checking into all my options but I think I may test this out. I told my friends at a vegetarian restaurant that the most embarrassing thing I ever stole was a pregnancy test. I usually have crushes on most boys.

My bike broke down and so I've taken to riding a bixi around. I wrote a missed connection for a guy who talked to me at a stoplight. My friend Adi calls me bixi now.

I like these are old coves of Sassy Magazine (early 90s publication aimed at female teenage fans of "alternative" music). I wish Milhouse could fuck Blossom then everyone's dreams would come true. I also wish I could play music so I could start a band, or I wish Mauve Decade had materialized.

My friend goes to bed like a muppet everynight. My other friend dances like Janice (the grooviest muppet) when she is high. Just kidding those are the same friend. I am sending her some love right now. I miss Farrah Fawcett.